So the bird just perched there. It didn’t fly away. Come on bird, how can I know if you love me if you never leave in order to return? Stupid bird.

So the bird just perched there. It didn’t fly away. Come on bird, how can I know if you love me if you never leave in order to return? Stupid bird.

I held it like a baby. Like a little, weirdly shaped baby. Like a weirdly shaped baby with an actual heart of gold that will rule the world someday. I held it like that.

Who says it needs to be finished to be signed? Certainly not that guy in Seattle who snatched that purse.

I gave this to Alex because he said he liked it.

I didn’t wish for the swish, but there it was. Then the idea caught on, and more came. The final event was when the last batch came all at once. The box arrived at an odd time – 4:56 in the afternoon. Odd because if it had been any sooner, or later, then it wouldn’t have been the same. Think about it.

One way to look at it is to see something different than the other person. If you do, then you are an individual. If you don’t, then you’re dreaming. I can’t prove it, but I suspect that everyone is different, so there isn’t any way to see the same thing as another folk. Folks is folks, said the English teacher.

Although this isn’t the pen I do my highest end, top-shelf, crème de la crème ballpoint pen drawings, it is (thē) Pen. The pens I use for my highest, tightest pics are disposable (if you can frickin’ believe that!). But this pen, or (thē) Pen, is the one I carry around with me, and the one that I’ve been using for some other types of pics that have weaved their way into my brain and have become a part of me. Like my fingernails, only different.

The being looks toward its future to see if there is something coming, and prepares to go forth in an effort to say what’s important in order to prove that the thoughts it’s having are the correct thoughts. The only thoughts. Right.

Not all scientists are evil. Not all scientists are good. Some scientists are good looking. It’s important to study the scientists who are living in an apartment. The scientists who live in the forest may not be too good looking, but they’re probably looking good.

If you cheat, then you only cheat yourself. If that’s what you want, then cheat. But if you want to get ahead in a smooth manner, then mind your manners, and go forth with the intention of going forward. It’s one way to study those that study those.

They’re here to study, but other things develop as a result. For example, we can now travel faster than we could a few thousand years ago. It’s true. I think about that from time to time. We could study the folks who study. If we do, then we’ll be able to travel even faster someday. That requires study.

A lightbulb is important. If there isn’t any kind of socket, then a lightbulb cannot work as it was intended. Therefore, the socket is important. It’s like the casing for sausage. It holds the meat. My point is this: if you enjoy sausage, then respect the individual breast. It deserves that much.

Everyone needs a role model in his or her life. I found that people who don’t wear hats are suitable. It really doesn’t make any difference. If your role model is someone who feels that a gun is worth carrying around, and occasionally shoots someone in the pinky toe, well, who am I to say that’s not right (let that sink in). The point is, every one should see a breast at least once in there life. It’s good people.

Someone once told me, “Don’t draw in class!”, then tore up my picture. Not the first time that’s happened. It may not be the last time either. The point is: sometimes a mother’s breast is best for when a baby is hungry. That’s what I was trying to say.

There is movement in the lines that suggest a membrane with little people sharing a beer at a local pub. They could be in an apartment, but only if the apartment has a large plasma screen that is showing The Big Lebowski.
